it has such little fingers!

to make you laugh on the inside...AND the outside!

1) so my neck was very sore yesterday. i think i must've slept on it entirely wrong. donna let me put this none-too-fashionable lumpy pad-like thing on my neck by Thermacare. then doug comes in and i'm all like, "oh no! you're gonna see this ugly thing on my neck!" to which he replied, "what? your face?"

2) if donna were a superhero, she'd be Lecheflan Lady. an egg would hover over her head and with a sweep of her arm, it would turn into a dish of lecheplan, which she could use to take down her enemies. her kryptonite? talcum powder. one swift dash in the face could quickly disable her.

3) "earthquake" mispronunciations: a) earthcake, b) earquake

4) a recommendation: "Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros". here's a little enticement -the poster says it opens nationwide on november 30. unfortunately, not in THIS nation. :( try catching it at a film fest, that's how D and i saw it. the miss universe scene will have you in tears; it is so hilarious.

5) and to finish, something that's not really funny at all: lupus. donate HERE to support research to finding a CURE for lupus.

i'm a seis semana!

so i was at the doctor's the other day and this guy saunters up to the receptionist and he says, "hey! seis semana!" to which she replied, "excuse me?" i was shocked and amused. i mean, who talks to receptionists like that: "hey! sexy mama!"??!

overheard at fuddruckers:
- "it's so big i just have to shove it in."
- "can i get a bite of your weiner?"

COMPELLING QUESTIONS OF THE DAY:
- is it inappropriate to refer to the "equipment" of another person?
- do both parties have to be "hot" for it to be considered a "hot date"?
what defines a date as "hot", anyway?

discuss.

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that was an insufficient summary of the goings-on of the past month, but that's all i'll leave you with! more next time - promise!