to make you laugh on the inside...AND the outside!

1) so my neck was very sore yesterday. i think i must've slept on it entirely wrong. donna let me put this none-too-fashionable lumpy pad-like thing on my neck by Thermacare. then doug comes in and i'm all like, "oh no! you're gonna see this ugly thing on my neck!" to which he replied, "what? your face?"

2) if donna were a superhero, she'd be Lecheflan Lady. an egg would hover over her head and with a sweep of her arm, it would turn into a dish of lecheplan, which she could use to take down her enemies. her kryptonite? talcum powder. one swift dash in the face could quickly disable her.

3) "earthquake" mispronunciations: a) earthcake, b) earquake

4) a recommendation: "Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros". here's a little enticement -the poster says it opens nationwide on november 30. unfortunately, not in THIS nation. :( try catching it at a film fest, that's how D and i saw it. the miss universe scene will have you in tears; it is so hilarious.

5) and to finish, something that's not really funny at all: lupus. donate HERE to support research to finding a CURE for lupus.