bloggers block!

yarrrgghh! must....find....something to write about!!! wahh.

i saw this the other day - beyonce's new song (i think) - "ring the alarm":

it's very interesting to me that her so-called fans are so up-in-arms about her latest incarnation. signing petitions to have her remake her videos and such? i mean, are you serious? get over yourselves, she's the artist, y'all are the fans.

in other news, my two/three weeks alone in the apartment are coming to an end. it's funny, i never realized how easily i can freak myself out when i'm by myself. i turn all (no really, ALL) the lights on, check around corners before turning them and play music constantly to avoid the all too frightening SILENCE. the other night at 2 am when my music stopped i could hear what sounded like an old timey radio broadcast of people chanting, "our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name..." the sound would fade in and out and when they were done with that, a man started preaching about the catholic church. i was sufficiently freaked out, images of the exorcism of emily rose running through my head. lame.

as for my game of "survivor", i must say i did decently, though i did cheat and buy dumplings and mac n cheese when i went to costco to get bottled water. i didn't eat out as much as i normally do, though, and i did end up a good deal of what was in the house. if this were a real competition, i wouldn't have even come close to winning, but i wouldn't have been the first to be voted off the island.

speaking of survivor, have you heard THIS juicy bit yet?? apparently, survivor is trying something new this season - splitting the competitors into tribes by their race. ...say WHAT?! i would go off, but it seems like sufficient well-worded vitriol has already been written by the professionals - here's a taste.

well, that's enough outta me for now. i'll come back funnier next time. promise.

oh and one more thing - please help us find a good dance party! and if not a party, then a place to hold a party cuz like, we got some grooves that need to be majorly GOTTEN ON.